vampireapologist:

there’s a post going around about how it was bullshit that timmy got fairy god parents instead of chester because chester had a very poor family meanwhile timmy had a baby sitter who was sort of “mean” to him and I’m reeling because make ANY ARGUMENT you want on Chester’s behalf but I THINK YOU’RE MISREMEMBERING TIMMY’S BABYSITTER SITUATION

AND LEST WE FORGET