Jesus: One of you will betray Me
Judas: Surely you don’t mean me
Jesus:
Judas: *betrays jesus*
Jesus:
Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!
Jesus:
Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:
Jesus:
Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”
Jesus:
The Apostles: “Holy shit you’re alive, now you’re gonna lead us to victory against the Romans, right?”
Jesus:







