teddyonthesidelines:

holdbeast:

lynati:

ravensluna:

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

I read the article and boy there are some more real nuggets of wisdom in it (watch the video tho I didn’t include that one):

IDENTITY CONDIMENTS

MAYO IS THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF CONDIMENTS

MAYONNAISE IS THE AMERICAN DREAM

M A Y O P H O B I A

YOUNG PEOPLE DONT LIKE MAYO AND THAT MEANS THEYRE INTOLERANT

Millenials, whom on average are in their late twenties by this point in time:
“WE JUST CAN’T AFFORD PLAIN MAYO, LET ALONG THE SPECIAL MAYOS YOU THINK WE’RE INTO!!”

I’ve also never met someone who didn’t like mayo, at least not enough for it to have EVER come up in conversation, but I sure as hell wouldn’t judge them for it, LET ALONE make entire assumptions about why they don’t like it or what it means about them as a person JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

As an older-than-average millennial who genuinely does not like mayo, allow me to say:

Down with flavorless egg slime!

The proletariat deserves at least a garlic aeoli.

This is generational progress in action.

THIS AIN’T THE ONLY GEM SHE’S WRITTEN.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Y’ALL READ IT. IT WAS ALMOST AS HYSTERICAL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MAYOPHOBIA ARTICLE.

HERE’S THE LINK:

How Alexa Ruined My Marriage