risus mare

mommasboy7538:

lilydaddysgirl:

kinkymum:

fit-beach-tea:

fakesurgery:

bente36:

unclefather:

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

I can’t take the chance by not posting…🍀

💟

Could use any good luck the universe can spare.

luoiae:

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

neuropunk-travesty:

laurierrose:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

whateverbutgood:

sparkafterdark:

tyrannosarcophagous:

nerdgul:

sparkafterdark:

witchchad:

totallyfubar:

sparkafterdark:

momunofu:

dadurl:

momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE