i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

thehistoryoftheladder:

aquarian-sunchild:

bloodyxbaroness:

downlo:

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*