furybaby:

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

trashfirefallon:

gwynndolin:

jewishanders:

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

gaymaractus:

poppys:

gaymaractus:

poppys:

a-pidge-of-sugar:

poppys:

hey guys can you keep an eye on my chocolate milk i gotta go to the bathroom

sure thing bud!!

hey guys i’m back *reaches for my milk*

FUCK

Here let me. Help you clean that up

And here’s some more chocolate milk but Please do not spill it on my cat he’s susceptible to stains

hey thanks m-

shit

What have you done..

speedlimit15:

curioscurio:

The Four Comandments

norbury:

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world